April 7, 2017: I Hated Assassin’s Creed … I Think?

We just got done watching the Assassin’s Creed movie. “How was it?” you ask? I’m not sure because I only took in about 60% of the movie! You see, I don’t speak Spanish, and given the historical context of this movie, there are a lot of scenes with ancient dudes speaking Spanish. No big deal – they’ve got…

May 13, 2016: #TeamCap ‘Til the End

So tonight was the big night – when I finally got to watch Captain America: Civil War … a whopping one week after it came out, and … I’m not really sure how much I liked it… I mean, there were definitely some cool moments – the battle scene at the airport that was featured in the trailer, along with a…

May 4, 2016: Creepy Dream Repellent 

We just finished watching Victor Frankenstein, which I had hopes for on account of its starring Harry Potter and Young Professor X … but it ended up being pretty awful.  Also, there were parts of it that were super creepy … namely the parts containing body parts stitched together … so here I am watching…