Mar 2, 2016: Seriously, Kid?


I guess this is what comeuppance looks like between dog and child. 

I honestly don’t even know who to side with anymore because she’ll steal food off his high chair, then he’ll jump on her back and try to ride her like a horse, then she’ll take one of his toys and tear it into shreds…

It just goes back and forth, and back and forth, until you get to that point where saying, “Don’t play in the dog’s food…” isn’t even so much a request or an order, but more like giving a random stranger directions on the street. 

I don’t know if they’ll actually follow them, and frankly, I don’t really care because twenty minutes from now the dog will find her retaliation in sniffing halfway up his butt when he fills his diaper, and thus the great circle of parenting turns on…

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